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Episode 184 - Women Share The Most Diabolical Lies Men Have Told Them
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A thread has gone viral of women sharing some of the most diabolical lies men have ever told them & somehow, they just kept getting worse.
Let us know if you’ve ever been in any of these situations and what you would do!
What's good? What's goodie? What's goodie? Welcome back to Can I Vibe with Y'all with a vibes? Are you immaculate every time we hop up in here? Always excited to talk to you. Always excited to vibe with you. Always excited to sit back and kick it with you. How are you feeling? Feeling good. Feeling nice. Little midday session. For context, it's a midday, midweek Wednesday recording.
SPEAKER_05Feeling good.
SPEAKER_02Just because. Just because we want to talk to these lovely people. And um before we get into that, I have to say something that's on my mind. This is my confessional. I'm scared. This wasn't planned. You weren't even expecting this, but something that's on my mind. I have a guilty pleasure lately. And you know what it is? What is it? So I'm on TikTok and whatnot. You know, I don't really scroll doom scroll like that, but sometimes you're on the toilet, you just get caught doom scrolling. Okay. What's going on? I can't stop watching these AI fruit videos. Ah Do you know what I'm talking about?
SPEAKER_01Yeah, you're super late.
SPEAKER_02No, no, no. I've been watching them for like two weeks. But like I had to, I had to stop watching them because I was watching too many of them. Bro, I'm like, I've been at first it was just like, you know, it pops up on the algorithm. It's it's just hee hee ha ha. And now I'm like, every time it pops up, I can't scroll away. You know what? You know what I caught myself doing? I count myself, it mine turned into like it went from like fruit to like pots and pans to TVs to charges.
SPEAKER_04It was like everything you can think of was just becoming animated, and then it was like, oh, don't do this, don't leave me in here too long, or I die. And then I caught myself thinking, I'm like, just because you animate something and you start bringing it alive doesn't make it true.
SPEAKER_02I know. So it was like someone can just be making this for views and content and like oh it is, and then so I had to limit my time on the fruits talking. That's exactly what it is, and I've seen it too. I've seen like the ones that like it's like products that you should and shouldn't use, or food you should and shouldn't eat, and like myths debunked and whatnot. But like I think just like that psychological behind like the these products coming to life, it's hard to stay away. Which I stopped watching all of those, but I don't know why the fruit ones, the storyline is too good. The ones, the ones that really got me, and I'm gonna always look at them are the gym ones. Which ones? They're just gym ones, like like it'll be a different muscle group, and it's like train me till failure if you want optimized growth. I'm like, bet I'm gonna go hit the gym right now. I can't help it. It's like they turn a little pectorial into listen to this, bro. But some of them be like a toothpaste thing. Don't use me too much or you'll ruin your teeth. Like, I'm telling you, I freaking man, I got caught watching one today. That's why I brought it up. I was like, you know what, I'm gonna I'm gonna start with this. But it was like uh, bro, it was a blueberry and a pineapple. Oh nah. And uh the blueberry and the pineapple were friends, and the blueberry brought the pineapple over, and then the pineapple started smashing his mom. And then the blueberry got pine got back on him in part two. There was like follow for part or watch for part two. It's like fuck it, y'all.
SPEAKER_05See, yeah, nah, dude. You're in that's where you lose me. The pineapple's that's yeah, that's where you lose me. You are in way too deep. You are in way too deep, and I want to see the algorithm. I'm actually cool on that.
SPEAKER_02Which I said, like I don't normally doom scroll, but you know, I'm on the toilet, ain't nothing else to do. So man, I felt so stupid about it, and yeah. Anyways, we're gonna fix the algorithm. But um, this also popped up on the algorithm, and we're gonna go over this today. Honestly, I don't even know why certain things pop any up anymore, but in my head, I'm like, you know what? Maybe it's a podcast idea. So there was a thread. Oh boy. Oh boy, prepare yourself as a man. Hold on, let me pull this up. It was uh women share some of the most diabolical lies men have told them. Oof. I know this girl. I'm scared, I have not seen this yet. I man, all I know is there's a lot of there's a lot of shares on it, there's a lot of comments, and um yeah, we're gonna get into it. We're just gonna read down this. Maybe we can share a little personal experience. But number one, this woman said found scratches on his back, and he said it's from using a wire hanger to scratch the hard-to-reach places.
SPEAKER_00No way.
SPEAKER_04I would have said I got mauled by an animal before that.
SPEAKER_02What the no, ladies, y'all believe in that? No. If you're a woman, would you believe that?
SPEAKER_00No.
SPEAKER_02It couldn't be a plastic hanger, though. It had to be the wire one.
unknownOh.
SPEAKER_04Then you gotta make sure you actually have a wire hanger.
SPEAKER_02Bro, wire hanger would that would that would literally make you bleed. No, that's crazy. And then leaving scratches on your back is even crazier. Oh, man. Listen, we don't condone cheating. Because us men would never do that. But if you're gonna do that, don't get no hickeys, don't get no scratches.
SPEAKER_03What are you doing?
SPEAKER_04That's like cheating 101. If there was ever a cheating one-on-one, that would be the first thing.
SPEAKER_02Should we write a book?
SPEAKER_05Who is we? Who the hell is we?
SPEAKER_02Hey, I don't know. You can write a book. No, I don't cheat. We as a lot of freaking people. Listen, men don't cheat, and black men especially don't cheat. But then again, that might be a good book idea. We would just have to get, you know, we would have to get our our our content from from people that actually cheat. Unfortunately, we have some friends that do. You might have none of my homeboys cheat.
unknownYou're right.
SPEAKER_02In the old days. Yeah. In the old days.
SPEAKER_04I cut them off as soon as I found out.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, I cut them off too. We don't condone that. We don't cheat on this side. Bad, bad, bad. Alright.
unknownOh man.
SPEAKER_02My first boyfriend had hickeys all over his neck after a night out, and he told me he got beat up when I questioned him about it. There's a part two to this. Number one, just like the first part. Why do you have hickeys? Why do you have scratches on your back? Cheating one-on-one. I'm at a loss for words right now. Because these men are just dumb. They're not even trying to hide it. But not even trying to hide it. But she put two parts to this. This is the second part. She said, His older brother told me he'd already had an awful night and that I was a terrible person for not believing him. So big bro was on the top.
SPEAKER_05That's crazy. But just know I would do that for you.
SPEAKER_02If you actually needed it, I don't cheat.
SPEAKER_01I would do that for you.
SPEAKER_02Oh my God. And I'd keep a straight face, too. Oh my God. Nah, see, now these women are gonna think we're terrible. No, we're we're disclosing that we don't do that, but I would do it for you too. But behind closed doors, I'll be like, bro, don't put me in that situation. What is wrong with you? You dummy. Oh, this is making me want to write a book. Hey, we might by the end of this thread, we might have to again.
SPEAKER_04If you ever cheated, sliding our DMs.
SPEAKER_02Actually, yeah, you know what? If you have a cheating story, whether it was you who did it or the person you're with did it, we want to hear that. We want to hear that. Um you can either, I think on Spotify, you can leave a comment on these podcasts. You could DM our Instagram page or just send us an email if you really want to. We'll see all of it. So yeah, let us know. I dated a man who faked a heart disease and a heart surgery and came to my house two days after his open heart surgery, which store-bought band-aids light up lined up vertically down his chest. Okay. What this is what is going on? That's low-key. That lie has potential. Okay, but what's the reason for faking a heart disease? He was probably out cheating on a vacation, but that's low-key a fire lie. You just gotta get with you gotta fully commit. Alright, I gotta I gotta unpack this one because this is all she wrote in the thread. But I'm like, where does the heart disease link to the cheating? So let me run it. Let me let me know about that. You're a professional. No, no, no, no, no.
SPEAKER_04Okay, my boy went on a vacation.
SPEAKER_02Okay, explain it, explain it.
SPEAKER_04He was out of town for three, four days. Dummy told old girl, hey, I have a heart disease last minute, and he said, I gotta have open heart surgery.
SPEAKER_02She was like, Oh my god, that's so crazy. Where can I come see you? How can I be there?
SPEAKER_05He said, Oh no, it's an emergency, and I gotta go out of town right now because they have to emergency operate on me right now, and I'll be back, and it's a two-day recovery. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04And I'll be back, but I have the best doctors, so I only have to have a couple of band-aids, and then I'm up and running in two days.
SPEAKER_02If I'm a woman and you tell me that bullshit. Hey, things happen. Things happen. You know what? I'm I'm just not even gonna try to unpack this. I'm gonna be real with you. I've I've lied like that along those lines before, but it wasn't about surgery.
SPEAKER_04Actually, it was about surgery, it wasn't about heart surgery, and it wasn't to a woman.
SPEAKER_02I had a trip book. I couldn't get the time off. Okay, so who did you lie to? I don't want to say it because But you said it wasn't a woman. Was it a boss? It was a boss, yeah. I had a trip book. Okay, so you lied. You said you had a surgery. I said I broke my ankle on the job. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_04On the job. And I was getting something in the ankle surgically removed. And I couldn't, I couldn't work that week. And then guess what? Next week I was back and running. Oh my god. This is a true story. And he follows the page and he follows me, and I really hope he doesn't see this.
SPEAKER_02So you could have just said like you sprained it or something. You went the full extent of having a surgery, and then probably came back the next week 100%. Because you got the best doctors, right? Correct.
SPEAKER_04But, but, but, but in my defense, my boss worked off-site, so he didn't even know he didn't see it.
SPEAKER_02Okay.
SPEAKER_04It's not like he was like checking for it. Like he believed me, we had established that trust. Hey, it worked. I was in the DR. I was in the DR the next week.
SPEAKER_02This woman said he had a basketball game, and I was at his house doing laundry. A condom fell out of his pant pocket, and he said, My homie was using my pants, and he left it in there.
SPEAKER_04Oh no. That's low-key a bar. That might be the best lie, yeah. What? That gotta be the best one. What? If a condom fall out my my pants, those were your last pants. You were using those.
SPEAKER_02You got you gonna throw me under the bus. That's the only way. It's the only way. These are all hypotheticals, of course. I would never be in this situation. Has a homie ever used your pants? Me? Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Oh, so you and your homies just do this. No, but like before, like in high school, yeah. He's got my pants on. I think I've given a shirt to the homies. I don't think I've ever. Other than that, just you. But that's not often. I think I've given shirts. I don't think I've given pants to the homies. I've worn a pair of your pants. Probably like four times. So if I ever got caught with the condom. Yeah, those were my pants. Yeah, I'll take the L for you. Oh my lord. I just wouldn't have to be lying to my partner. I don't get in situations like that. But for you, I would lie. And if she hates me, she hates me. I don't lie to my partner. Oh, okay. Thankfully, I've never been in a situation where y'all still together? No, but listen, it wasn't because of no lies. We just weren't for each other. It was never because of some lies. Yeah, I see. I'ma sneak that one in there. I'm digging for y'all. I'm digging. No, no, that's all good. See, you know, I dated a couple here and there. But nah, honestly, this whole thread so far, I've never told no lies like this. I I want to put myself in this situation real quick. Because you know, as men, sometimes you get caught like that. The first three actions just you just throw out the quickest lie you can think of. So I see. I see why he did that. But I'm imagining say I'm out, I'm at a basketball game, I come home. She says, What is this? I think I'm gonna hit, I'm gonna say something like I don't even use that brand. That's a bar. That don't even fit me. That's a bar. That's too big for me. You gotta too small for me.
SPEAKER_04No, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta downplay it. You gotta sell yourself short. That's too big for me. Why would I even get it?
SPEAKER_02Oh, just make her delusional? Yeah. Why would I even get that size, babe? You know that doesn't fit me. You've seen me. You know my little BPD. Come on, man.
SPEAKER_04Why would I why would I go cheat on you and go embarrass myself with a condom that doesn't fit?
SPEAKER_02Are you well in the head?
SPEAKER_05And then oh, you start gaslighting and start rolling.
SPEAKER_02Nah, you're too good at this.
SPEAKER_05What do you mean? What do you mean? I have never been in this situation.
SPEAKER_02Matter of fact, babe, you know we go raw. I don't even own any.
SPEAKER_05Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Nah, this is crazy, though. Wait, we're just- we're just joking though. We just joking. We would never do this. We would never do this.
SPEAKER_05Well, I'm not just joking. Oh my God. I'm not joking. Well, one, I wouldn't be in that situation. But you know this, because this happened recently.
SPEAKER_02I have got caught with stuff in my possession that was not mine. You get caught all the time. You get caught with things in your possession. I get caught in person. Okay, but it was truly not mine. So I had to just start. Wait, what was in your possession? The chapstick situation. Oh. Okay, we we gotta figure this out. I still don't know. We gotta figure this out. Because for context, Eli got caught with chapstick that wasn't his, clearly a girl's chapstick. It was EOS chapstick. I don't even remember what it was. You asked me, and there was no one around me anywhere near that time. I think there was like maybe one person that possibly small chance could have been it. I asked that person, they said it's not theirs.
SPEAKER_04Okay.
SPEAKER_02I and then the other one was we had um we had some girls here a while back for a podcast episode, and I was like, maybe they dropped it when we were recording.
SPEAKER_04That was my first thought.
SPEAKER_02They denied it too.
SPEAKER_04So I have been in that room since August, and you are my witness. I wouldn't have you come on here and live for me. There has been one girl that has come in that room since August. We are now in March. I had no idea where that chapstick came from. I posted it on Snapchat, I posted it on Instagram. Yeah, you posted it too trying to find it. Everyone, every female that had been in my possession in the last month, month, or month and a half, I had texted them. Hey, was this yours? Hey, was this yours? Hey, was this yours? Looks like this, looks like this. Nobody knows where it came from. So, yes, I'm gonna go balls to the wall and I'm not lying. I'm telling you the truth. And if I have to gaslight you or or or say things that make you sound kind of crazy, that's what I'm gonna do if I'm not lying. I'm sorry.
SPEAKER_02I don't like I'm sorry, I don't know where that came from. To this day, I really don't know who that is. Is it still in here? No, I kept it on there.
SPEAKER_04I kept it on there because I wanted to find out who it was, and I was gonna keep asking, and I was gonna keep, you know, try keep investigating, and I came home one day and it was thrown away, and I asked where it was, and she was like, I threw the way, I was tired of looking at it.
SPEAKER_02Well, you can also say the same. I've had no women here. This is this is a safe space, so someone needs to. You've had you had one girl here. Okay, I had one. You had one. I had one that one night. Oh, that was a while ago. It was a while ago, but it was a while ago. That was before maybe it was her. That was before the chapstick thing.
SPEAKER_01Yo, did you ask her?
unknownI did not ask her.
SPEAKER_01We just talked to my cracked the case.
SPEAKER_02Me and her don't speak.
SPEAKER_05You gonna speak today? You're gonna speak today. No, I'm not talking about it. We're gonna clear my name. We are going to clear my name.
SPEAKER_02It really might be hers that I think about it.
SPEAKER_05Yo, you're about to piss me off. Yeah. Oh my goodness. We solved the chapstick mystery.
SPEAKER_02Yo, that was so long ago. That would be crazy if I hit her up. Hey, did you leave some chapstick here? I'm gonna be I'm excited now because I know it's her. I know it's no one I know. Uh, anyways, let's get the next one. Um, I came home early from a work trip and found all traces of me in the home hidden away. Photos, bathroom counterproducts, girly decorations, all gone. He said, I missed you so much I couldn't look at all these reminders of you. Hold on, let me say that. If you didn't hear that, he said, I missed you so much, I couldn't look at all these reminders of you.
SPEAKER_01Nah, he's not. That's a bar. No, these men are sick. That's a bar. These men are sick. These are like serial cheaters.
SPEAKER_02Nah, no, because like these are it lit, it said most diabolical. There's not, they're not even good lies. Yeah, this is crazy crazy.
SPEAKER_04This is crazy.
SPEAKER_02Yo, imagine, and I don't know the context of the relationship, but imagine you live with your girl, let's just say three years. Clearly, you got picked your frames up together, she got all her bathroom products. There's there's a there's a structure to the way the house is set up, and then all of a sudden, everything's just gone. And he says, I just couldn't keep looking at you. I missed you so much.
SPEAKER_04That's crazy. At least go with like, I just wanted to clean up a little bit, but nah, if you start taking pictures down, you're cooked.
SPEAKER_02Oh man. I I definitely, well, I've never lived with a partner, but even if I did, I could not bring another girl home in the place that I live in. Yeah, that's uh with my partner. Gentlemen, the cheating one-on-one book is dropping this year.
SPEAKER_04You don't shit where you eat. This is crazy. You don't shit where you eat. You gotta you gotta master the away game. You gotta come a master at the away game, and you never spend the night. Like get it the freak together.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god. Like we said at the beginning, we don't condone cheating, but man. It's not even about cheating out at this point.
SPEAKER_04It's about like just just dumb lying, lying dumb. Terrible.
SPEAKER_02Terrible. I mean, all of these are I'm assuming cheaty related, except the the heart the surgery. I I don't know if that's too much. Nah, that boy was cheating for sure. He was I mean, I'm guessing they're all that boy was cheating. I'm I'm guessing they're all they're all cheating. Saw a post a year or two ago. Lady said she found heels under his bed, and he said he uses them to fix his light bulbs.
SPEAKER_03No, he needs a little inch or two extra.
SPEAKER_04No, this is so crazy.
SPEAKER_05Imagine him putting them on. That's what I'm picturing. Trying to read.
SPEAKER_02Yo. I'm picturing maybe it's like maybe it's like some of the six-inch heels. And he throw them little things on.
SPEAKER_04This is insane.
SPEAKER_02This is insane.
SPEAKER_04What a ghost.
SPEAKER_02A step ladder. I want to meet these people. A chair.
SPEAKER_04I want to meet these people.
SPEAKER_02Brother Heels.
SPEAKER_04I want to meet these people.
SPEAKER_02Like, if any You know what? I have a um I have a little bit of a similar story, definitely not to this extent, but um a very close. Friend of ours, this is legitimately the homie. She left heels in my car. Um, because we went, and the crazy part is I was dating a girl at the time, so I definitely wasn't um with this girl, but we all went out, and um, she left heels in my car, and they just kind of sat in my backseat for a while. And I knew they were there, I just kept forgetting to it was like on the floor of the backseat. Yeah, I just kind of kept forgetting to remove them, and they stayed there so long. I was in a whole new relationship. Jeez, and she saw them and oh man, she went in. She went in, bro. And I didn't lie, I told her what it was, but she didn't believe that neither. That's the worst. So, um, yeah, even with homegirls, sisters, whatever, I'm keeping all feminine products away. That so that happened to me, actually, too. Um, I was at the bar, and this was a girl that I we I was just friends with, like we would go drink all the time or whatever, go hang out at the bar or whatever. Um didn't think nothing of it. I'm just grabbing a drink. She was there grabbing a drink. We didn't go there to see each other, she just happened to be there when I was there, and she for some reason she wanted to put a hoodie on or something, and she was dating my boy that was bartending at the bar, but he drives a Jeep. And she was like, Hey, like, I want to go change my shirt real quick and take this bra off. She couldn't do it in his Jeep. She was like, Can I go in your car and do it? Oh and I was like a setup already. I was like, Yeah, I don't care. Just lock the door when you come back and whatever. So, what does this dumb bird do? Sorry, dumb bird. If you see this, you know I love you, but Jesus Christ, you got me jammed up. She leaves the bar, the bra in my back seat. I don't think nothing of it. Lock the car, she comes back with a hoodie on. Enjoy my night. She set you up. Bro, tell me why. Tell me, and I guess this is my fault. This isn't her fault, but it was one of those things where I saw the bra and I know it's nothing. So I'm not trying to hide it. Like, just come get your bra when you come get your bra. It's just there. Obviously, I was seeing somebody at the time, and here we go.
SPEAKER_04Now I'm whose fucking bra is this? What's worse than this? Why is it in your back seat? And I was like, I promise you, I if I was cheating on you, I wouldn't be this dumb to just leave it there. It's been there because she has not come back to grab it.
SPEAKER_02Bro, I don't. A bra is not a small thing. There's no way you just, oops, I left this bra in here. Forgot to put it back. Walk, walk back in there, braless. There's a lot more to the story. Sounds like it.
SPEAKER_04Oh, but that time truly was innocent. So yeah.
SPEAKER_02Oh, just that time. Yeah, that time. That time. That was actually, so that was actually the girl that I drove home one time, and somebody else crashed into my car on purpose because she was in my car. What the f Yeah. Did I tell you that story? No, you didn't tell me that story. Yeah. We can move on, though.
SPEAKER_05Oh boy, you be getting jammed up. We can move on.
SPEAKER_02Again, that was another innocent night, though. You know what? Ladies and gentlemen, if you want to hear the bonus content, let us know. We'll get into that story. Brother, that was an innocent night. I was not doing anything. Left the bar, took her home. We're gonna save that for the bonus content. Okay. Okay. I won't put you on the spot now, but we're gonna save that for the bonus content. Bet it up. Don't don't be getting jammed up with these girls. Excuse me. This woman said he told me he didn't answer the door when I came to drop off our child his this weekend. I'm sorry. Let me read that. He told me he didn't answer the door when I came to drop off our child for his weekend because he read a book on self-hypnosis and put himself in a fatigue state for three days. Now this this is psychological cheating. Brother, I have no words. This is psychological lying. I have zero words. That's not something you say off the dome. You are uh you are good at this. I have zero words. This is the definition of diabolical. What the heck? You don't want to watch your kid for your weekend. So you claim you read a book and put yourself in a self-hypnosis. I'm unavailable. Do not disturb. How do you come up with that?
SPEAKER_04I I have no words. Like the lies are getting worse and worse.
SPEAKER_01Oh my god. I don't know what to say. Oh my god.
SPEAKER_02As a woman, I'd be like, what's the name of the book? Fine God. Fine God.
SPEAKER_03Your kid? This is not even cheating. This is you don't want to see your kid.
SPEAKER_02These brothers need help. All of them. Every single one. Oh my god. Alright, we're gonna keep scrolling. I don't know if it gets worse. This woman said, found his profile on Bumble. He said it's a fake profile. The profile had his height accurately listed as 5'6. I don't even understand that one. Basically, he just got caught on Bumble.
SPEAKER_04He got popped, but it popped on Bumble.
SPEAKER_03That's another thing, too. I don't use dating apps, but if you are in a relationship, why would you be on a dating app? That's public information.
SPEAKER_02Oh, you did this?
SPEAKER_03What do you no? You did it. Oh, if you're listening to the audio on this dude's face. What do you mean? You were on a dating app in a relationship?
SPEAKER_05Okay. Elijah.
SPEAKER_04Technically, what happened was what happened was.
SPEAKER_02Well, you you know better than this thread.
SPEAKER_05This is the honest to God truth. I promise. I promise. God strike me down if I'm lying. Don't lie to me. God strike me down if I'm lying.
SPEAKER_02Oh my God.
SPEAKER_04I had the dating app before I got into the relationship. I got into the relationship. I got a new phone.
SPEAKER_05Oh Lord. And you know when you get a new phone and you have to like click on the app so they can like re-download? I just clicked on all the apps.
SPEAKER_02Like I didn't think nothing of it. I clicked on every single app I had. Oh my God.
SPEAKER_04So when I reclick the app, freaking Tinder is sending, oh, you haven't been on in X amount of months. We're going to delete your profile. I don't even know if it was Tinder or Bumble or whatever. One of the stupid apps were sent a random message out of nowhere about nothing.
SPEAKER_02And it's uh uh I want to say I was like, I'm gonna use, I want to say I had made the account like three years prior.
SPEAKER_04It's sending me a random message. So she didn't even see like an account. She didn't see no messages, she didn't see nothing. All she saw is Tinder or Bumble or whatever the hell it was sent you a notification. And I immediately hit my I was like, you need to be you need to be on this thread. Brother, but the thing is.
SPEAKER_02How do you even get in these situations? The difference is I like I have proof. I have evidence, like for real. Oh my ladies handle him.
SPEAKER_04Like, I got I got a thousand dollars for anyone who can say they have ever had a conversation with me on a dating app. Come forward. Oh, it has never happened.
SPEAKER_02You know what? I'm not gonna get into this because I'm sure some women got receipts on me. So I ain't even gonna. That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_04Like, I'll they'll but I have proof. Like, I'm not lying.
SPEAKER_02Oh, this is you. Oh, this is you, bruh. This woman said, found tampons in his bathroom. I don't and have never used tampons, and I always told them how much I hated him. I hated them. His explanation: I bought them because I like to soak them and use them to wipe the sink.
SPEAKER_01Bro, what's up with you?
SPEAKER_02What do you mean this is me? What are you saying? Maybe not the last part, but you you've been caught with tampons before. First of all, I lived with women for a long time. So yeah, I have in the past. That's why you got jailed. I forgot you lived with girls at work.
SPEAKER_04Shit would just be popping up. If you find anything in there now, it's coming from one person.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, this was this was the old you. Come on, bro. Are you well? You used to stay getting jammed up.
SPEAKER_04Oh, but it don't be my fault though.
SPEAKER_03And the crazy part is they would think it's correlated to me. It is. I'm like, oh.
SPEAKER_02It is.
SPEAKER_03I got my own shit going on.
SPEAKER_02You're a problem.
SPEAKER_03I'm a good boy. Very good. Real good.
SPEAKER_02Amen. Say man. What we got? Or we got a few more. My friend found a strange panty while cleaning his room. This man convinced her that the panty belonged to her and accused her of wanting to start a fight. He even left the house pissed. She had to call him apologizing, asking him to come back and agree that the panty was hers. That is yours top tier gaslighting. Top tier gaslighting. I hope I read that right for y'all to understand. I'm doing this next time I get jammed up. Bro, you're no better than this.
SPEAKER_05I'm doing that. Because I'm tired of stuff just popping up and then it becomes popping up. It just be popping up. I'm tired, boss. I'm tired. So I'm gonna just flip it and then I'm gonna storm off and leave, and then we're gonna be in a fight until I get an apology.
SPEAKER_02Because I'm tired. You know what? If they don't know you by now, Eli loves toxic love. What do you mean? You love some toxic love.
SPEAKER_04I'm in a nice, peaceful, happy, loving relationship.
SPEAKER_02But you like when there's a lot of a little bit of spice out, so you'd be like, you know what? It's been kind of quiet lately. I might drop some panties on the floor. Brother.
SPEAKER_04I like my peace, dog. What is you talking about? I like my peace. I like my peace.
SPEAKER_02I I don't have the problems you have. That's some crazy gaslighting, dog. That's some crazy gaslighting. I need to learn that one. You're sick. You're sick. This woman said. He told me he wasn't with the friend of mine that he was always kikiing with him. And if you don't know what that means, basically, like, you know, giggling, being a little flirty. He drunk called me randomly one night, swearing he wasn't with her, and didn't realize he was calling me from her phone.
SPEAKER_01This is the worst one.
SPEAKER_03That's not even a lie. You're caught, brother. You're caught.
SPEAKER_01No.
unknownOh, you're caught.
SPEAKER_04No. You're cut. Yeah, you just gotta, yeah, brother. He probably said another lie, too. You're cooked. He probably said another lie.
SPEAKER_01He was like, oh, I just found this. I don't even know where she's at.
SPEAKER_04That's crazy.
SPEAKER_02Just popped up in me in my lap.
SPEAKER_04There's no coming back from that.
SPEAKER_02Damn, you men are bad. Brother, my stomach growling. I know I'm hungry too. It's all good. It's all good. Almost there. This is really a thread for real. This woman said, I will always remember the guy on here who said he had two toothbrushes.
SPEAKER_05That's funny. No.
SPEAKER_02You know what, though? I actually I have two. I wouldn't say they're in rotation, but I have two toothbrushes just for like, you know, I follow like the three-month rule. Whenever one is done, I switch it out. But I also have like a pack of like six just in case like a game comes out.
SPEAKER_04I do too. I keep an extra pack just for whenever I'm ready for the next one. But some of these lies, like no, this is crazy. Like, they don't even care about getting caught. They just lie for the love of the game. It's like, you know, I can debunk this, right? Like, these are not even good.
SPEAKER_02Oh my god, this is funny. How many? We got two more. I caught my ex messaging a girl inappropriately. He told me she had an eating disorder, and he was trying to compliment her body to help her.
SPEAKER_01Nah, that's fake tough.
SPEAKER_02That's low-key tough. Is that a bar too?
SPEAKER_01That's a bar. Oh my God. I was trying to boost her confidence because she's a good person.
SPEAKER_02I feel that. I bet you've done this too, haven't you?
SPEAKER_01Never.
SPEAKER_02What the hell? Never. Oh my god. What is wrong with you? Who do you think I am? Ladies, I'm sorry. This is wild. This is wild. I want to hear the men's side of this. I want to hear like the craziest lies women have told men. Maybe I'll find that thread for the next one. Um, and last one.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, you've been jammed up on this one. No, no, this is you, actually. Is it?
SPEAKER_02This is you. Hold on. I'm gonna tell the 100% truth on this one.
SPEAKER_03Here we go.
SPEAKER_02This is the last one. This might be the wildest. This might be the wildest. This woman said, I found the bra in his suitcase, and he said it's from when he was fat a few years back. He said he had saggy titties and it kept and kept it to remind him how far he's come with his weight loss journey.
SPEAKER_01Are you well? What is up? Bro, what is up? Why would you say this is me? Because you found the bra in your car.
SPEAKER_05From a woman. Not that I said, oh yeah, I was wearing this. What's up with you? What's up with it? What the hell?
SPEAKER_04No, that's crazy. That is crazy.
SPEAKER_02Yo. My goodness. Bro said, you know what? I'm just gonna throw myself in here. It was never a woman, baby. It was all me. I was once fat. Unreal. Respect my journey. Unreal. You ever met a man so fat that he wears a bra? Nah, never.
SPEAKER_04Diapers maybe, but a bra is crazy. God. What the hell? I need some. I know some that need them though.
SPEAKER_02Oh God. What a life. God. Alright, we're gonna we're gonna get a super quick. Sorry. We're gonna get a super quick bonus with this before we get out of here. Because there's a couple cop top comments on this thread that we're gonna read. This woman, she didn't post in the thread, but she wrote a comment with her own lie. She heard from a man. She said, found out he hid his kid from me. And when I questioned him, he said he didn't know if the child was his, but he stepped up and took the responsibility.
SPEAKER_05Real nigga.
SPEAKER_02Hell yeah. Finally saw the child in person later, later on, and they were damn near identical. Love that.
SPEAKER_05You got a family member, might have to do that.
SPEAKER_02You know what? I didn't know if the child was mine, but I'm just gonna step up because I'm a good I'm a good man.
SPEAKER_04That's crazy.
SPEAKER_02Oh man. Oh man. Alright, we're gonna end on that. But ladies and fellas, we want to hear from you. We want to hear if you have any crazy, crazy cheating stories. Maybe they're your own. Um maybe they're from someone you were dealing with. Like I said, you could you could DM us on Instagram. You could DM us on Instagram, TikTok, Facebook. You can leave a comment on this podcast if your platform allows it. Drop a comment in the in the YouTube comments. Um you can even send us an audio message if you want to. Listen, we'll hear it. Send a little email, paragraph, however you want to. We want to hear from you. Um, because it's wicked out here. It's wild. Sick. Sick.
SPEAKER_03Truly sick.
SPEAKER_02Truly sick. But um, before we get out of here, we want to say the vibes are always immaculate. Um next week, we are going to a Dow wine event. So we're gonna be having some good, good wine for you. If you're in the Miami, Florida area, DM us again. Come pull up. Um, we're also working on setting up our own event because it's been too long since we had that, and we want to catch a vibe with you. The summer is coming up, and we we want to hang out with you, you know, listen to some good music, have a good social hour, drink some good wine, even if you don't drink, have some water. We still gonna be there chilling. Um, but yeah, looking forward to all the good stuff. Appreciate you. Let us know if you want to hear any topics in the future, and we're gonna talk to you soon. You want to hit that button? Hit that button, bro. Hit that button, bro. Oh